Novelty Joke Desk A Frame Sign “Do Not Approach, Caffeine Deficient”

"Do Not Approach, Caffeine Deficient" Desk Sign

There are two kinds of people in this world: those who function before their first coffee, and liars. This sign is for everyone who falls into the first category.

Modelled on the iconic Health & Safety A-frame signs and featuring the phrase "Do Not Approach, Caffeine Deficient", this plastic desk sign is the perfect way to set expectations before you've had a chance to put the kettle on. Whether it's a gentle warning to overly cheerful morning colleagues or a humorous nod to your well-known pre-coffee ritual, this sign says what you're thinking so you don't have to.

Standing at 115mm tall, it's the ideal size to make a statement without filling your workspace. Big enough to catch the eye, yet compact enough to sit neatly alongside your monitor, notepad, or more obviously, your coffee mug.

Versatile enough to suit any setting, it looks right at home on an office desk, a home workspace, or anywhere else you like to get things done. It also makes a brilliant gift for the coffee lover in your life, whether that's a colleague, a friend, or that person in your household who should absolutely not be spoken to before 9am.

Material: Acrylic
Height: 115mm
Width: 60mm
Style: Miniature A-Frame, inspired by H&S signage

Comes boxed and ready to gift.